Scene from a Wild and Crazy Night

The Webkins household is a raucous place, most nights. Tonight is typical...

Mama Nay: [To Mommy Barb] Would you mind feeding Jeremy his dinner tonight?

Mommy Barb: Not at all. Would you like to open us a couple of beers?

Mama Nay: Can I vaccuum the floor first?

Mommy Barb: [Grinning] Not at all, you wild and crazy gal. Vaccuum to your heart's content!

Mama Nay: Of course, our wild and crazy boy will probably have a cow when he hears me run the vaccuum. 'What? You're vaccuuming without me?'

Mama Nay: [Turns on vaccuum.]

Jeremy: [Squawks loudly.]